Events and weddings
A wedding, a company party, an opening. You are not walking in on your own.
A plus one who knows how to behave.
You arrive with someone who can talk to your colleagues about the markets or about the exhibition nobody has actually been to, who makes your mother laugh, and who knows exactly when to step back and let you have the conversation.
Nobody asks questions, because there is nothing strange to look at. We agree beforehand on who I am, how we met, and how long this has supposedly been going on. I am good at remembering the details. It is most of the job.
On the way home we take the evening apart properly, and you laugh about three things you would have missed on your own.
How it works
- Minimum four hours.
- Dress code and back story agreed in advance.
- Dutch, French and English, with enough small talk in all three.
- I do not drink much at these things. One of us should be able to remember what happened.
On consent and safety
Nothing about this is on display. Whether anything follows the event is a separate conversation, and we have it beforehand.